On the menu for my landlord for eternity: a bag of dicks.

We're renting a house that we intended to buy, but the owner has it priced too high and is completely inflexible on the price. Also, he will not pay to fix anything if we did buy it. So, we started looking for other places and figured we'd rent month to month until we found a place.

Today, I was informed that we will not be renting month to month, we have to be out by Jan 1. Nothing like packing up all your shit and moving during the holidays!